I know you have a sense of humour, I pretty much worked that out when my first baby was born in the 30 seconds it took for the midwife to go to the toilet. I have to admit, that was quite funny.
The second time round, sending the midwife out, having her basically call me a wimp and then going home? I know, you had me going too. The baby popping out half an hour later was quite a nice twist.
The Down Syndrome thing, ok, you were pushing it a bit with that one, but you know, we've come round to it now.
So, I'm pregnant again. Any chance of some help this time?